You Wish You Were My Neighbor

You Wish You Were My Neighbor

Words I have spoken to my kids today:


"NO PINCHING YOUR BROTHER'S PENIS!!!"

"Daddy's nipples are on Daddy's chest. Daddy is at work, you can ask him about his nipples when he gets home."

"Pumpkins actually don't have penises, that's a stem."

"That's not really a 'po-po' (aka butthole) it's just the bottom of the pumpkin."

Our neighbors must love us.

I am 24 weeks pregnant today.  A real update is coming SOMEDAY.