Monday, October 11, 2010

You Wish You Were My Neighbor

You Wish You Were My Neighbor

Words I have spoken to my kids today:


"Daddy's nipples are on Daddy's chest. Daddy is at work, you can ask him about his nipples when he gets home."

"Pumpkins actually don't have penises, that's a stem."

"That's not really a 'po-po' (aka butthole) it's just the bottom of the pumpkin."

Our neighbors must love us.

I am 24 weeks pregnant today.  A real update is coming SOMEDAY.