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Google Me This

Some of the most interesting ways people have “Googled” themselves here:

“How to avoid stretch marks waiting triplets” -- We NEED to talk about realistic expectations my friend.

“What? It’s a sympathy belly.” -- You tell ‘em!

“suppository butt diaper load” -- As much as I like talking about poop in real life, I’ve never told a story like that!

“ugly pregnant girls” -- Well now, that’s just mean.

“stretch marks on belly” -- You’ve certainly come to the right place, pal.

“Bad stretch marks” -- Again, welcome.

“What do stretch marks look like” -- I see a theme here.

“sexy feet” -- Brian will confirm that you came to the wrong place, you weirdo.

“How to put triplets to sleep” -- Please don’t take them to the vet.

“Holy crap, we’re havin triplets” -- That’s what I said!!!

“can I bring a preemie in a house that smells like cat pee?” -- I don’t even know what to say besides, “YUCK!” I wouldn’t take a preemie into any place that smells like ANY pee.

“farted” -- Brian?

Looking through the searches on my site meter cracked me up! It seems that there are a lot of people looking for info on poop, farts, stretch marks and sleep training.

Glad I could help.